[2005-03-31] - [6:36 p.m.]
[kissing]
[This entry has been rated: 15 by dream-worlds
Right, now I can add a new entry, I shall begin. And tonight, boys and girls, we shall be talking about kissing. *rolls eyes* So, if you've all stopped giggling, I'll begin.
Well, my 1st kiss shall be the 1st paragraph I think. Well, since I'm sure you're all dying to know, my 1st kiss was sometime in Year 6. I can barely remember it, it was that long ago. Okay, three years ago but hey! Anyway, it was with some boy who I neither remember or liked. I don't even remember his name, but he was in Year 6 as far as I know. I think. I do regret that actually, I only did it because everyone said I should so I did. Which was a very stupid reason to do something, might I add. If I could go back, I wouldn't kiss him. I mean, it's not something that majorly screws me up or anything but it'll never be my 1st time again. It simply wasn't special, and if I could go back, I would change it.
So moving onto the 2nd paragraph, now you've heard my story. In this paragraph I shall use a valuble resource I like to call 'Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging', which is a book by Louise Rennison I think. Well, it is. And here are it's words of wisdom, otherwise known as the scale of snogging.
1. holding hands;
2. arm around;
3. goodnight kiss;
4. kiss lasting over 3 minutes;
5. open mouth kissing;
6. tongues;
7. upper body fondling - outside;
8. upper body fondling - in bed;
9. below waist activity;
10. and the full monty!
And they were the wise words of Georgia Nicholson, as written by Louise Rennison. You can email in with your response to that (ie. what number you're at!) at the email over there.
Continuing on with the 3rd paragraph I think... Right, this shall be about kissing in it's wholesome-ness. We see it all the time on TV (and in my case, on all of my DVD's!) and it's all the best romatic scenes in soaps but really, is it all it's cracked up to be?! To be honest, I don't think it is. You don't get magical fireworks exploding all around, and love hearts don't suddenly appear in the air beside you. Life doesn't suddenly go into slow motion, unless you kiss really slowly! So why do people do it? Answer: because it can be nice. Think about it; eating dinner with someone you like is going to be nicer than eating dinner with someone you don't like. The same goes for snogging; it's always best with someone you actually like. And it is never a good idea to snog your best mates boyfriend/girlfriend! Not, you understand, that I've ever done that.
Ahem. And now we reach the last paragraph; possibly the most important. The 4th and final paragraph. Whoo! Kissing: how do you go about it? Well, find someone you like and if I was you, I'd find out if they like you back! Then go where the mood takes you... Okay, that's kinda cliche and I'm not too hot on cliche's. Anyway, it's really not that hard. Bit embarrasing, sure, but they're going to be embarrased too! Well, I guess they are. It's kinda cool once you get started! And no, I am not giving anyone from here or anywhere else kissing lessons, no matter how cute you are.
And here endeth todays lesson...
A x]
The Girl: -
Aimz; Fourteen; Crazy; Odd; Sarcastic; Brown Hair; Blue Eyes; Short; Skinny; Accident prone; Clever; Romantic deep down; Paranoid.
Loves: -
Three Days Grace; Simple Plan; Horror Films; Love Films; Any other films; Avril Lavigne; Kelly Clarkson; Green Day; Friends; Mobiles; MSN; The Internet; 'Casualty'; 'Holby City'; Photos.
Hates: -
Most manufactured bands; People who don't try to understand; People who are two-faced; Smoking; Cancer; Getting the blame; Having no money; Rain ruining my eyeliner; Families.